lycanthrology:

love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

deejay:

Let me show you how to do it 🐶

cachekay:

prettiest crew in the grandline🫶

ibetteracethatinterview:

guerrillatech:

rebelrollerqueen:

trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags

shadowbends:

Looking through your Ao3 bookmarks and seeing that little “This has been deleted, sorry!” is like finding a gravestone, but the writing’s too worn down to read what it was standing for anymore.

What were you, Bookmark #336… What stories did you tell? Which words were it that once left a mark on my soul? 

*touches my laptop screen like it’s text from an ancient ruin*

Cowabummer. 

kehinki:

to me, a person’s favourite white noise is really interesting fact about them. is it a hot tub, ocean waves, rain, a fan, a shower, a humidifier, highway traffic, a thunderstorm?

professorllayton:

sincerely this is the funniest paragraph I have ever read in a wiki